Hello, Kitty. What's that? You wanna get me drunk?

So I've seen Hello Kitty lighters, ashtrays, sanitary towels [thanks mum] - even dildos.

And now wine?? Why not.

Enjoy a glass of Kitty Brut Rose at your nearest Kitty Strip Club now. I'm sure there's one around... If there ain't, Sanrio Licensing's probably chatting with the guys at Spearmint Rhino's as I type...

Get a taste of Kitty's wrongness here